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She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

The look on her face was a combination of fear and disguest. She said I'm not allowed back to the library.

Thinking this was my first visit, I asked why.

She leaned in and whispered "You know why!"

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Ooh, I gotta remember this!

[-] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Serious chuckle.

[-] YottaDren@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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