https://i.imgur.com/j7syDnu.png

~sigh.....~ ~.....grumble....~ ~...more~ ~waiting~ ~noises...~

Eh? ~wakes~ ~up~

Really? Is no one gonna say the thing? The thing we all collectively say on Lemmy? Am I gonna have to be the one again? Come on, @TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone it was your shift today! How do you even sustain yourself like this, we gotta keep this up, you know? Do you have - like - a second side-job? I personally think BlahajZone is paying pretty well, but... I can't be mean to you, that'd be crule.

~...waits...~

Okay fine, I'll say it.

Woah, wish I was her! She seems so comfy cozy while flying around in the sky. The chickens make it even better, they give me a sense of freedom and magical experiences

If only the world would be as comfy, nice and interesting as this, if only we could feel the sense of freshness and freedom she feels <3

... I'm leaving two hours earlier tomorrow ok?

Useless maid!