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[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Abso-friggin-lutely. Shoot them twice to be sure.

It’s such an annoying, disrespectful thing to do in public. If you do it, you’re either a giant asshat or too dumb to keep around.

[-] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 hours ago

I'm so old I remember when you'd get thrown out of restaurant if you used a cellphone

[-] Hamartia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Back in the day when cellphones could only take calls.

[-] Nurgus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I like to loudly say to my children: "Isn't it sad that some people can't afford headphones"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Just yesterday, I had to endure some mf with headphones loud enough to be heard by everyone around him on the bus

[-] Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago

I was in the surgery waiting room for 12 hours while my mom had spinal surgery and some piece of shit Boomer kept watching political commentary videos on his phone and would very aggressively say to people "This isn't bothering you, is it?" And when we let him know it was, he'd just move a few seats away - not far enough to make any real difference. I wanted to beat the asshole to a bloody pulp, but I was equally as mad at the hospital who didn't put an end to it.

Same with fuckers in restaurants watching sports on their phones, or on speakerphone calls, or kids playing their fucking preschool games with their volume turned up. If we can't kill these motherfuckers then we should at least be allowed to smash their phones out of their hands.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago

I just tell people to please use headphones or turn their whatever to silent. I've only once had a guy react not so nicely to that.

[-] Soapbox1858@lemm.ee 22 points 9 hours ago

I was once on a Greyhound bus where a guy was loudly talking on his phone, but not on speaker. The issue was he was just repeatedly saying:

"Listen....... Listen..... Listen.... Listen... Lemme tell you.... Listen... Listen .... Listen lemme.... Lemme tell you .. listen"

For half an hour.

Finally a hero yelled out: "Listen! Lemme tell you to shut the fuck up!"

He said "lemme call you back later" hung up and shrunk down on his seat as the whole bus clapped.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 hours ago

Was his name "Navi" and he looked like a small glowing light?

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works -2 points 4 hours ago

Aight, someone explain their point of view please. What level of volume severity have you commenters experienced? Someone listening to something has never bothered me, but it also has never been loud enough I can't have a conversation with someone. Most restaurants play music louder than I hear from a stranger's speakers. I don't get what is rude about it. Even the Everett True comic below, several of you are that on edge about a person whistling or humming to themself?

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I was on a 7-hr bus trip starting from 2:00 am until 9:00 am. A fucking cumsock sitting in front of me kept browsing Indian tiktok loud as shit for more than 30 mins and no one was saying anything. I tried to sleep and just let him be, but I couldn't because it was loud as shit. I then tried to play similar bullshit on my phone loud as shit next to him to tip him off to how awful it is if someone else did that but still nothing and he was giggling watching tiktok on max volume. I had to tap him on the shoulder, and ask him "Do you have a headphone dude? a headphone? or shut that thing off. Thank you." then he said ok, and that was the end of story.
Still I could not believe the level of obviously for a grown man to do this to everyone around. I thought he was mentally challenged at first but no, he was a grownup sober functional cumsock in his 30s. I still wish the bus driver just shot him twice and everyone pissed on him but that's not how it works in real life

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Thank you for sharing; yeah, that would be really irritating. Maybe I'm just lucky I've never experienced the same intensity.

[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

like on the bus or metro and someones watching an already very loud tiktok video right next to you at full volume, thats really unfun for most people

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 hours ago

Ok, I do get that, but what about if it is below conversational volume? Does it still bother you the same?

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 22 points 12 hours ago

i love how cory doctorow is consistently right about literally everything

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 10 hours ago

i imagine he'd be first to warn you that is insane thinking

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

i can of course draw no conclusions about the future from the fact that he's been right about everything he's ever said thus far -- he could be wrong about something tomorrow and i'd look like a fool -- but he is a pretty righteous dude

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

He spends his entire life curating information sources. Selecting the absolute best and burning the rest with holy fire.

He's a living spam filter.

Basically you take what's left after the bullshit filter and you end up with a lot of his writing.

It's truly a gift.

[-] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 27 points 13 hours ago

Seconded.

A lot of people blame this on people losing their social skills during COVID, but I remember people doing it when I was in high school in the mid-2010s.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 hours ago

There was a whole scene in Star Trek 4 with the same premise and I think that released in 86.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 13 hours ago

This is why the removal of 3.5mm jacks is bullshit.

I can't just forcibly attach headphones to someone's phone and silence them anymore.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

But you could shove the phone gently up their rectum.

Something to ponder.

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