My cat has a huge catnip-stuffed baguette toy that he wrestles like this. It's longer than he is, and he makes the funniest faces when he attacks it. He's been his match in bread form!

I am truly frightened

Striking fear into the hearts of millions.

I'm not a pineapple, so I should be safe.

Dem we need peoplefuckingdying here 😂

I think that's an Italian void. They is just preventing anyone serving an Hawaiian pizza.