commodity: fetishized
You BOUGHT a Karl Marx Doll?????
So much for GOMMUNISM AMIRITE 
They gave him a dumpy
Why would you have REMOVABLE pants if there NOTHING underneath
To measure how much linen went into them, duh
No carbuncles?
Karl Marx
Patron saint of the volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
If i was a CIA agent id propose that all these dolls secretly be hunter killer robots who kill their owners all at once on our command and then the agency would invest like 350mil into trying to do it, fail, and promote me.
His real grave isn't the sick statue but is actually a small stone with his wife a few meters away down the path. While the massive statue is sick as hell, his gravestone is very quiet and very somber, and when I was there someone had left a little note on it:
"While he didn't bring about communism in his lifetime, fate willing, we will in ours." 
I don't see nearly enough gout represented to be accurate 
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
