“Not me” doing something.

Just say you’re doing something, and accept that it may be a bit hypocritical or shameful that you’re doing it.

“Hang in there” bothers me for some reason.

I do the "eh" thing sometimes without thinking about it but I agree with you, I don't like being on the other end of it either. I'm trying to work on that

For me it's "I'm offended" or "this offends me". I get it, some topics might be triggering for some people but if you get offended because someone has a different opinion, that's your problem, not the rest of the world problem.

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Okay my bad, I do like all of these lol

Whatever nonsense gen alpha started saying these days.