SON YOU JUST GIVE EM A SMACK ON THE BUM AND A WINK LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN HES GOT GOOD LIFE EXPERIENCE
Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.
shut up nerd
Fake: anon has a female friend
Gay: anon likes the tip
At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.
You're a non-human person?
Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?
There are no robots on the Internet
Do you want to get down?
Hello fellow human being! How do you do?
Sure, I'd love to help with that!
To start, you could reply back in a similar way by saying "I'm doing well, how are you?"
There are humans who don't understand human body language.
*tries it on girl*
"Not me dummy!"
My friend would wait for an awkward silence and grab a boob. Life in the fast lane ๐
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