You got a problem with my Poor Man's Monte Cristo?
Here's a free Monte cristo for everyone: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1184/1184-h/1184-h.htm
Now pls stop doing your pop tart Monte cristo.
The horrors persist, but so do I
Jimmy Johns just released a very real Picklewich, a sandwich but with a giant pickle replacing the bread.
I have most of the fixings to make this. I think I'd rather chop everything up and eat it with a fork though lol
The benefit of a sandwich is you can eat it with bare hands while keeping things tidy. I can't imagine coming out the other side of that thing and being anywhere near clean.
I apologize to everyone for engaging in food crimes, because I am going to destroy one of these. It's such an absurd concept, I have to experience the giant pickles.
Maybe with some breakfast filling. Maybe.
Has anyone tried this with Toaster Strudels?
Toaster strudel peanut butter and banana sandwich. I'm stoned enough to try it right now if I had the ingredients.
At first, I thought it was a tortilla, and I was very confused.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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