Poor cops. They didn't even get a chance to shoot a dog.
They still got time don't worry
Wait I thought Vancouver was in Klanada
Vancouver, Washington is just north of Portland, Oregon. Home to large numbers of remote-work libertarians because Washington has no income taxes and Oregon has no sales taxes.
Ngl, that sounds kinda sweet. It's like the people who work in Chicago and then live at the absolute edge of Wisconsin.
Sweet for them but Vancouver (WA) is a shell of a town as a result because they spend all their time & money in Portland.
I blame Washington though for having some of the most regressive tax laws in the country.
Oof, I'm sorry. I remember wanting to move to Washington for the weather when I was younger. (That or Boston or Louisiana.) But money (or lack thereof) has largely kept me confined to the Midwest.
WA is quite beautiful if you get the chance to see it, do
You only have to move in there quietly, without shelling everything, and you can annex a good chunk of most countries, the US simply isn't telling anybody about this because they kinda just really enjoy selling bombs.
Strategically mounting your border checkpoint on roller skates so you can quietly move it a meter every year...
Just inching up a tiny bit every day.
Papers Please but the papers are land surveying documents.
Lol Papers Please interpretted as capitalist projection of the brutality of contemporary capitalist immigration practives projected on to "in bad country" fictional enemies of the People of NATO.
I think there's a Vancouver, Washington and a Vancouver, British Colombia. Apparently it's just north of Portland, Oregon
I thought Vancouver, Washington was next to Portland, Ontario! I need a map scientist to help me out here.
Vancouver is in Klanada.
This happened in Vantucky.
Nobody is going to employ someone to stand next to every ballot drop box, that's silly. This is extremely rare and also not worth trying to avoid.
Okay I'm yelling but I promise it's to make fun of how libs discuss this as a critical existential event but take no actual actions to secure victory, not even largely passive actions like just protecting ballots and ballot access.
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But THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES! DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE! WE HAVE TO STOP FASCISM!
Wait it happened again lol?
damn it's a shame all the cops didn't vomit uncontrollably until they died
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