I was sitting on my couch when I saw a guy on TV steal a podium. It was the most traumatic experience of my entire life
Wow, civility truly is dead, this is the end of society as we know it
That podium's name? Democracy.
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They didn't accept Apple Pay at my bottomless mimosa brunch! How was I supposed to know it was cash only 
The adhesive on my mail in ballot tasted icky
Tummy hurt
This is Russia's fault
If only the failing Russians weren't powerful enough to just order our ex-president around this could have been avoided. It is sad that there are so few of them left after our wild success in the proxy war. We only need to triple the military budget to cleans that region of any Russian ethnicity left. Which is obviously just and good
Idk, empathy (I can't understand 
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When Ronald Reagan won in the 80's I knew I could never even smile at a leftist or else Democrats would never win the presidential election ever again
Actually that battle has been pretty easy, it pretending that I agree with leftist on anything is the hard bit. Grinds my gears that I have to have them vote for me, while also not offering anything they want to vote for, just things they want to vote against.
Russia make China take to Uyghur Havana tinyman gun attack triangle heart syndrome
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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