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[-] Uncurious3512@lemmy.world 151 points 8 months ago
[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago

"Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 64 points 8 months ago

Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago

They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.

Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn't happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.

I'm guessing.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't televise mine but you do you celeborn

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

"Is this one of those illegal channels? It's so blurry you can't even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first."

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Dammit, and I just changed underwear!

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

As someone who's a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.

Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn't pronounced like you just did in your head.

[-] Uncurious3512@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Sorry, as someone who frequently mispronounces everything, I'm not the right person to ask.

[-] BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I don't think so, at least not meaningfully. Obviously it has a different meaning: tel- is seemingly a prefix that means "finish, end, be last", and orn means tree (can also be seen in his other name, Celeborn). So the meaningful pieces would be tel and orn, which means that the p might be less pronounced than an English person would normally do it, but it doesn't make much of a difference.

Tl;dr: he's just named Teleporno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 94 points 8 months ago
[-] Drathro@dormi.zone 54 points 8 months ago

If we wanna be pedantic (and I usually do), Pippin’s Real Name is Razanur.

[-] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

Where is that mentioned? I don't remember it from the books.

[-] Drathro@dormi.zone 12 points 8 months ago

It's in the appendices. It tells us the authentic Westron names of all the main Hobbits we follow.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago
[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

So many pixels!

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 31 points 8 months ago
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

RNs will know what the ringtone would be.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

First you have to crank the shaft to get some power & establish signal, then proceed to tell some 75%-of-minimum-wage operator in Mordor who you wish to contact, and only then explain in great detail a rather hot sexual encounter that borders on fantasy.

Such is the daily life of a junior teleporner.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

No really, your parents named you that?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Hey, he earned that name in battle! Wear it proudly!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

What did he do to earn his real name?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Maybe he found some interesting new uses for a Palantir.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

It fit (& transmitted) places you wouldn't imagine!!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Elrond: "Is this... are we inside a cave? It's day outside, but the Palantir itself is the only light. Oh Eru damn it, Celeborn!"

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Idk my brother is the Lotr buff and this sent me down a rabbit hole. I guess its just his name in Telerin, but now I can say my brother is wrong about something he is passionate about and that in itself is worth it.

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