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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 57 points 8 hours ago

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 8 hours ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Escorts 🍷

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 27 points 7 hours ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 hours ago

It's true that were total sluts aren't we?

We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.

#LinuxSluts

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 6 hours ago

I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.

And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

I thought you were going to say Gentoo.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Subs aren't in the sudoers file

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago
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[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 hours ago

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 38 points 8 hours ago

You run Linux in a brothel?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 35 points 8 hours ago

He runs a brothel on Linux.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago

That's just Linux with extra steps

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

They have great "up time".

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I run both. everyone hates me :')

Lindows

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[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 12 points 7 hours ago

What’s a LiNUx?¿

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.

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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago

Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

You must not browse All much then. There's a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn't very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Ah maybe I blocked them a long time ago because I haven’t seen it. What’s not to like about Linux?? I don’t even use Linux but I find the memes and posts funny.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

To be fair... There are too many in a brothel...

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