I respond with nothing but smug replies
Proceeds to ignore every legitimate argument that addresses my points
Hah, I'm owning you Hexbear tankies so hard right now
If they're yelling at you it means you're winning.
If you shoot them after the argument, you won.
No more half measures, Walter.
I shit my pants, people yell at me
Looks like I win this round
Chkm8 librulz
I know my opinions are bad and unpopular and I want to still express them but I'm too pusillanimous to take any kind of criticism so I'm going to preempt it by yelling "satire" and if you agree with the points I made which reflect my actual beliefs, cool, but if not then I was only joking and you didn't get the joke and the joke went over your head.
so I'm going to preempt it by yelling "satire" and if you agree with the points I made which reflect my actual beliefs, cool, but if not then I was only joking and you didn't get the joke and the joke went over your head.
I call that schrodinger's joke
Didn't know Bill Maher hung out here
Bill Maher the Hexbear Guy
Liberalism is a property of posting
the whine-o-condria is the cowerhouse of the incel
What a Bill Maher Hexbear post might look like:
Alright folks, let me tell you about the most intellectually stimulating website I've stumbled upon recently: hexbear.net. This is where the debates are so heated, they make Congress look like a daycare naptime session.
First up, the age-old debate: indoor vs. outdoor cats. While we're out here debating renewable energy, hexbear users are losing sleep over whether Fluffy's midnight escapades are a feline rite of passage or just an invite to join the Catnip Cartel.
And bidets? On hexbear.net, it's not just a bathroom accessory. It’s a battleground. Half the site is yelling, "Feel the freshness!" while the other half is condemning the water jet as the height of bourgeoisie indulgence. I swear, Marie Antoinette would've said, "Let them spray!"
But the debate that takes the cake? Does ACAB include the bunny cop from Zootopia? Is she a hero in a land of carnivorous corruption or just another pawn in the game? I haven't seen an animated character cause this much controversy since we debated if Goofy was a dog or... whatever else he could be.
My bidet is really nice tho
see you unanimously dunking on me for my diverse viewpoint proves you are an echo chamber with no free speech!
why are you not insulted by that. do you not love free speech. why are you posting the gigachad yes face at me. stop it. you can't do that. this is supposed to own you. stop 
Sorry kiddo, that's a fallacy. Come back when you've grown up and found some real arguments
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