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[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago
[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

lithium battery explosion in the head :troll:

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

There's a thing in cyberpunk 2077....

(cw suicide)

Most everyone has implants or some form of modification. There's a skilltree where you can hack their implants and

  • Release the toxic metals in their implants

  • "over heat" their implants causing burns

  • short circuit them causing severe damage

  • forcing others to take out their gernade and pull the pin clasping onto it as they panic knowing what is happening against their will.

  • forcing them to pull out their own gun or knife and comitting suicide as they panic knowing what's happening is against their will.

What a crazy commentary on the pitfalls of having neural implants.


[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

if there were neural implants teenagers would hack them and force you to watch porn or gore as a prank. It would be terrible

I got a double swing on some kid in Valorant and he hacked my implant to make me imagine him fucking my mom

[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Man, the cyberpsycho missions were fucking hilariously broken before they patched it so most of the hacks no longer worked on them. You could essentially one shot literally anyone with the shutdown command one (knocks the target unconscious instantly). So you'd be getting rushed by some screaming homicidal maniac for what should be a mini boss fight of sorts and be able to just end it with BOOP thud

Once I got the end game hacks combat became a real joke even when I wasn't popping people's heads off with a katana. Like Adam Smasher was effected by the shutdown hack and made it real anticlimactic when I just stood there attacking while he was in seizure mode.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

seizure mode

I personally question giving neural implants a seizure mode, but that's what separates me from Innovators.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Or at least the pitfalls of having neural implants with Bluetooth capability

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I knew I shouldnt have welded my samsung note 7 to my frontal cortex

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hahaha no way, is this real?

The robots are comrades, folks.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

It's from the Elon Musk biography that just dropped, this incident happened in 2015, the auto pilot swerved into oncoming traffic with Musk in the car

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

We were so CLOSE! meow-tableflip

[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Critical support for comrade beep-boop

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Holy fuck this is just.......fuck,

chefs-kiss

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Who put Milena in charge of the real news? The Onion is gonna close up at this rate.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

If it did, he wouldn't even make the list lmao

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago

No way he is dumb enough to use autopilot. I don't believe it.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Don't forget Oceangate. Modern capitalists are true believers in the propaganda pushed by their forebears - that they are genius disruptive innovators and safety regulations just get in the way.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Damn this is so true. I completely forgot. The CEO himself hopped into his extremely corner-cut "submarine".

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Dog he is dumb as shit he definitely would do that

[-] RedundantClam@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

cyber-lenin The AI revolution is at hand.

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