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Wtf I love Tesla Autopilot now
(hexbear.net)
Do the brain chip next!
lithium battery explosion in the head :troll:
There's a thing in cyberpunk 2077....
(cw suicide)
Most everyone has implants or some form of modification. There's a skilltree where you can hack their implants and
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Release the toxic metals in their implants
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"over heat" their implants causing burns
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short circuit them causing severe damage
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forcing others to take out their gernade and pull the pin clasping onto it as they panic knowing what is happening against their will.
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forcing them to pull out their own gun or knife and comitting suicide as they panic knowing what's happening is against their will.
What a crazy commentary on the pitfalls of having neural implants.
Cyberpsychosis 
cybertruckosis
if there were neural implants teenagers would hack them and force you to watch porn or gore as a prank. It would be terrible
I got a double swing on some kid in Valorant and he hacked my implant to make me imagine him fucking my mom
Man, the cyberpsycho missions were fucking hilariously broken before they patched it so most of the hacks no longer worked on them. You could essentially one shot literally anyone with the shutdown command one (knocks the target unconscious instantly). So you'd be getting rushed by some screaming homicidal maniac for what should be a mini boss fight of sorts and be able to just end it with BOOP thud
Once I got the end game hacks combat became a real joke even when I wasn't popping people's heads off with a katana. Like Adam Smasher was effected by the shutdown hack and made it real anticlimactic when I just stood there attacking while he was in seizure mode.
seizure mode
I personally question giving neural implants a seizure mode, but that's what separates me from Innovators.
Or at least the pitfalls of having neural implants with Bluetooth capability
I knew I shouldnt have welded my samsung note 7 to my frontal cortex
Hahaha no way, is this real?
The robots are comrades, folks.
It's from the Elon Musk biography that just dropped, this incident happened in 2015, the auto pilot swerved into oncoming traffic with Musk in the car
We were so CLOSE! 
Critical support for comrade beep-boop
Holy fuck this is just.......fuck,
lol, lmao
Who put Milena in charge of the real news? The Onion is gonna close up at this rate.
No way he is dumb enough to use autopilot. I don't believe it.
Don't forget Oceangate. Modern capitalists are true believers in the propaganda pushed by their forebears - that they are genius disruptive innovators and safety regulations just get in the way.
Damn this is so true. I completely forgot. The CEO himself hopped into his extremely corner-cut "submarine".
Dog he is dumb as shit he definitely would do that
The AI revolution is at hand.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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