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submitted 10 hours ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Trade alert:

Your parents get serotonin and dopamine

You get lifetime of wage slavery

You have no say in this trade deal.

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[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

I remember for quite a while, the only thing keeping me going was spite. The worst people in the country wanted me dead (or at least starving in the street), so I had to keep hanging on or they'd win

[-] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Channel your anger out towards the right people that deserve it, can be a relief. Hating yourself can be destructive. You are not the problem, most of the time is just shitty society running blind.

[-] primarybelief@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

There's actually no definitive proof that you didn't ask to be here. Maybe you were some ethereal blob before who did choose and just have no memory of it.

[-] Frittiert@feddit.org 14 points 4 hours ago

But was it really me then?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 3 hours ago

Calm down, Theseus.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

You could say nothing is true and everything is possible but that would be an argument from ignorance and also a Russian propaganda technique.

[-] TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 hours ago

TIL: that a religious belief dating back hundreds/thousands of years (that humans consented to take the "test of life") is really just Russian propaganda from 2014.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

The anti-natalists have a point.

[-] TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

Counter point: you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them".

Anti-natalism is just disguised facsist eugenics, in the same vein as eco-facsism.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 14 points 7 hours ago

And this is why I’m sterile.

I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else.. plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 0 points 4 hours ago

I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago
[-] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Have U evEr thoUHgt being RiCh.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

and don't forget to add taxes to that list

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

I happily pay taxes.

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net -1 points 3 hours ago

i don't get this, what's costing you this much monthly about your parents?

[-] zante@slrpnk.net 11 points 9 hours ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 34 points 6 hours ago

I'm 36 and this is exhausting.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

imdumbandstillusethistoarguewithanythingidisagreewith

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