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[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago

Army of the 43 monkeys, sounds like a bad sequel. Would definitely watch!

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

One is becoming president... Again...

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 14 points 6 days ago

May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"Alpha Genesis" is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves "Primate Research Specialists."

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 4 days ago

If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Isn't this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn't. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Time to write my christmas list!

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

[-] xamirozar@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago
[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I'd be in trouble because I'd be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge... for monkeys!

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Monkey Shines was a great movie.

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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