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[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 125 points 1 year ago

What adds salt to the wound is that the money was taken from the IRS who would've used it to hire more auditors so they can audit more wealthy people who've been cheating on their taxes.For every $1 spent for auditors, they return an average of $12.

So we really lost $168bn in federal income that could've helped the public.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

This amuses me on multiple levels.

For one, it just looks like the temperature got high and the gum melted.

Second, I've seen enough dumb shit happen in real life that this could legitimately have happened.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 346 points 1 year ago

Just as the phrase is "for God's sake," the proper grammar is "for fuck's sake." It's possessive. The fuck is the subject here, it's for their sake. For the sake of the fuck.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago

... Just say thank you? You don't need to follow through with their offer to acknowledge their appreciation.

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[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago

"heard you was talking shit." - The Pope, probably

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago

The sun has bleached any color off that moon flag.

Which means it's French.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

This is a perfect example for this community.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

I mean, they still spent all that money to just be a language major for a teaching job on another continent.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Restaurant manager here, been doing this for a few decades. You do not want to know just how much leeway we get with basic sanitation. Seriously, be very thankful that you have an immune system.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago

Why are we bothering to continue giving her the attention? Sharing this nonsense only helps her.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 190 points 1 year ago

Reddit won't actually die, it'll just be a hollow shell of what it once was.

To illustrate my point, Digg still exists.

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