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What do you do? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by shderz@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

This is disturbingly accurate

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And the content he creates is diarrhea from drinking too much milk.

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The secret ingredient is ~~crime~~ lactose intolerance.

[-] datendefekt@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Back in college, we used to do a "gallon challenge" every 4th of July for the people staying on campus over the summer. Some of them cheated by taking lactaid.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

When i was 22 i did the GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) thing for a month to gain weight.

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That gets squirted directly onto canvas and sold to fans.

[-] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It's also better than some of the actual "content" people put out there.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

this is one of the reasons i hate the phrase "content creator". it's so generic and vague. the word "content" sounds very corporate to me. saying "content" instead of "video" feels like saying "guest" instead of "customer", but also worse somehow. it feels like a corporate way of companies trying to distance themselves a bit from the things they actually do, while also speaking in the most general/ambiguous way possible.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

i cannot tell you how deeply validating it is to find a video like this. i have been waiting for something like for a while

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 points 2 years ago

a video

You mean a content?

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

🀬🀬🀬

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 points 2 years ago

YouTube has been gentrified.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I imagine because it's supposed to encompass blog writers, comic authors, and other creators of, well, content, that isn't necessarily a video.

[-] yrmp@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I did this once and shit cold milk out of my ass.

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Can't believe you held it down. I did it with chocolate milk and barfed it all out like 15 min later. Still cold. Still tasted like chocolate milk. I'm confident it was the least unpleasant puking experience of my entire life including the parts that haven't happened yet.

[-] yrmp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It took me around an hour to do it but I think it was either skim or 2%. Not sure I could've done chocolate or full fat. I got really dizzy and felt like total shit. I had to fast for a few days to feel normal again.

Apparently it's really dangerous. But I was 23 at the time and big into competitive eating at the time so I had probably prepared myself physically somewhat if such a thing is possible.

0/10 do not recommend.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

If it pays the bills

[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"Online male entertainer"

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I just show my butthole for tips.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And only for a minute, mind.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I was just thinking about you this morning. I was like "huh, that's weird. I haven't seen SatansMaggotyCumFart in a while.....hope he didn't get banned.....

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won't get banned.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Isn't that throw up amounts of milk? (In one sitting that is.)

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think he's supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Mesmerising stuff.

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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