I'm Loki and this week I have:

Knocked the remote control on the floor for no reason. Stolen food out of the food bin twice. Refused to eat the "boring" biscuits. Tipped salt on the floor. Got under daddy's feet while he was walking down the stairs. Drank the water out of mummy's foot bath. Clawed the wallpaper. Chased Jack, my step brother, around the house.