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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

It's dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Make it UV reactive and you can kill the COVID while you’re at it

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I demand a statue of Bahamut to also be in the womb.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Knowing their regulation standards, they will be made out of asbestos.

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

And lead nails.

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024

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