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Anon remembers 7th grade (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 173 points 5 months ago

In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don't remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said "Hail Satan" and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 44 points 5 months ago

That's amazing 🤣

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Uh huh sure

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it's not that implausible. I've known people that have nose bleeds like that, it's not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.

Things can happen more than once.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I did something similar to my mother. Except I came downstairs with blood all over my face and hands (I hadn't found a tissue yet) and then tried acting like a zombie. I thought it was hilarious. She was shocked but got over it pretty quickly.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago

Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

That's going to go on your Permanent Record!!

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 20 points 5 months ago

Ah, you got the stink lines and everything

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Never gonna live it down now @Sanctus

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago

Actually it will go into the dry erase record

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

*Student shows signs of severe depression*

*gets suspended from school*

Even if it was a joke, this is some "Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US" type shit

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

It was the

during choir

WTF

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

After school programs anyone?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The showing signs of depression was part of the prank (and all you can get from this greentext is he shouted "I can't take it anymore" before cracking his neck). Getting suspended after learning it was a joke and he was not really in danger seems fairly logical here. You don't joke about that shit and it was also extremely disruptive to class.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 months ago

Idk if we agree on what 'funnier' means.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Well, it's fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

And he was still suspended

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Well yeah, how else would he get around?

[-] don@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks badly for comedic effect, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.

Here's a classic: Spoon jar jar spoon.

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Yep, that’s him!

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 11 points 5 months ago

"runs out the door"

why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?

[-] noli@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 months ago

Maybe to go find someone with medical training who can potentially help?

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

At least one person would stay

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago

sounds like fiction. it's just missing "he thought to himself,"

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

God that i hilariozs, i tried to to a similar thing in the final exam but my crack juices weren't flowing sadly

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 0 points 5 months ago

Wh.. what if you really can't take it anymore?

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