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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation (chaser.com.au)
submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] elvith@feddit.org 43 points 2 days ago

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 28 points 2 days ago

Managed Democracy™

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Democrazy^tm

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

...for SuperAmerica!

[-] B312@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 48 points 2 days ago

Gold

[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 17 points 2 days ago

Black gold, one might say!

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Texas tea!

[-] Twoafros@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

This the realest fake headline

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Mission accomplished.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Don't tell America...

...there's oil in America.

"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"

[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

FK I bit it

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks Obama!

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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