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[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 71 points 1 month ago

“has distinguished himself in Congress through his focus on achieving desperately needed reform at the Department of Justice.”

By finding ways to weasel out of charges after keeping a 12 year old captive as a "house boy" whose relationship "is defined by their love?" Or was it from weaseling out of charges for trafficking and having sex with a 17 year old girl along with an associate who plead guilty and was sentenced to 11 years in prison?

Where are all those QAnon followers at who eat, sleep, and breathe "exposing" all the sex trafficking that happens across the country?

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Where are all those QAnon followers at who eat, sleep, and breathe "exposing" all the sex trafficking that happens across the country?

Yeah, so that only applies to Democrat conspiracies. Sorry about that.

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

This administration is literally a pedophile conspiracy

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Right wingers always project

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What else could one reasonably expect? Remember pizzagate? That shit was always real.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago

The lunatics are in charge of the asylum

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's more like the lunatics have escaped the asylum and are now running the country.

Also there never was an asylum. I'd be fine with them being held captive of one building together, where they're free to rule the building from within a building. Then it wouldn't affect our lives. Who gives a shit what they do in their isolated society? It's when they gain government that shit gets out of hand.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

darkest timeline confirmed.

[-] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 month ago

Jesus fuckin Christ. What a clown car of moronic yes men

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Hide your kids

[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Elect a Senate, house of reps, and president clowns expect a huge fucking nonsensical circus.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

this is fucked, what else is there to say

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This reminds me of that feature in the first Civilization game where the portraits of your advisors change, depending on what type of government you have: Democracy, Republic, Communism, etc.

Under Anarchy, your foreign minister was Madonna, your military advisor was a banana republic general, science advisor a drug dealer, etc. https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Advisor_(Civ1)?file=Advisors_%28Civ1%29.png

This is like that.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

your foreign minister was Madonna

This is like that.

kagis

Not that much like it, apparently.

https://www.nme.com/news/music/madonna-shares-support-for-ukraine-with-release-of-sorry-remix-video-3170167

In the early hours of this morning (February 26), Madonna took to social media to share a fanmade video set to a remix of her 2005 song ‘Sorry’.

“Russia’s Pointless and Greed Driven Invasion Of the Ukraine MUST be stopped!!” the queen of pop captioned the post. “Please Send in Humanitarian Aid to help millions of citizens of the Ukraine who’s lives are being affected by this CRISIS at this very moment !!

“Putin has Violated Every Human Rights Accord in Existence. Putin has no right to try to erase the existence of the Ukraine. We support you President Zelensky!! We are praying for you and your country! 🙏🏼.”

She concluded: “God Bless You All! Lets not feel helpless when confronted by Geo-political Actions of this magnitude. There are things we can do.”

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] obinice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Damn, you had a shot at Attorney General?

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I keep reading it as Mark Gatiss and thinking Huh, strange choice but he seems a decent bloke

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, but he so ugly . Like damn dude, must suck to hideous inside and out

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