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"Goblin" will forever be the best name for a pet ever. (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net
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Get a pet dog? Name it Goblin
Pet cat? Goblin
Bird? Goblin
Fish? Goblin

See? It suits any pet

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[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Names for pets that would also suit a goblin. Wickershins. Elphie. Breadstick. And what have you.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I call my dog a Goblin all the time

Cuz she be gobbling her food too fast

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I have a friend whose pet cat is named Creature

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Counterpoint: Gremlin

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Reaches my knees: Goblin

Doesn't reach my knees: Gramlin

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Reached my brain: Kremlin

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Old family member: gramlin

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Goblin deez legumes.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Fuckin gottem

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

What would you name a pet goblin?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Gobbo

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I do not want to come off as anything other than playfully jokey, I mean this entirely with utmost respect and love: that is very Australian of you (compliment)

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah man!

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Australian [COMPLIMENTARY I PROMISE]

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

This is a much more concise way to put it, thank you! Idk, I feel like I have a hard time with conveying my intent and worry how I come off when I try to be funny via text

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Boblin

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah but only if you say it like Homestar Runner

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

We should name our dirty owls "Goblin."

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

D:

Oh yeah?!

Well

You're a bean!

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Nom nom

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah well I'll name your blood "globin", see how you like it.

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin#Notable_Goblins

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

antifa makes fandom links less enshittified (like nitter for twitter):
https://discworld.antifandom.com/wiki/Goblin#Notable_Goblins

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Poopy

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://youtu.be/Tc8iu0XFUQc

ralsei-dance

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Personally, I like to call my friends cat "The Creature". So vote for Creature as a runner up

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