Wingdings. My handwriting is really bad

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Wing Dings.

Because you wouldn't be able to read it.

My handwriting is publicly available as a font I made from scratch as a teenager, so definitely that one.

What an interesting question! I would have to say the closest is Playwrite Australia, due to my habit of combining cursive and print.

Chicken scratch.

• For block writing: Google Fonts — Architect's Daughter, but a bit more narrow. I also tend not to use lowercase in block writing.
• For cursive: Google Fonts — Hurricane, a way messier "variant" of that.

If I'm being aspirational I'd probably identify most with Courier New... if I'm being honest...

I haven't had to seriously handwrite anything in the past two decades and my handwriting probably peaked when I was 7.

I'm a right hander whose writing slants left. There are basically no fonts that slant left, so I guess, none?