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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Downside: Deadly virus that can be transmitted through the air and Dr. Oz in charge of public health

Upside: Blame Canada memes

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago

Nah. We get RFK Jr. and his worm eaten brain to get us out of this

Dr. Oz is in charge of killing the elderly.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

And the poor!

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

por que no los dos?

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 32 points 2 months ago

Keep it in check, Canada. (nervous laughter) We're not equipped to deal with that right now.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago
[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

You guys pull this off, and we will throw you a super soft party when we get our shit together. Don't know when that will be, but we will try our damnest.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not hearing an apology, buddy.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Time to bring everyone back to the office!

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

And time for the USA to ban vaccines and infectious disease research, thanks to RFK Jr.

[-] nogooduser@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

They’re not going to stop people doing their own research into infectious diseases and vaccines though so it’ll be fine.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

They're not going to stop it, just seriously disincentivize it. Pulling billions of dollars of research funding and making it doubtful whether any developed vaccine can be sold in the USA will have a huge effect on the ability of academic institutions to do research and the willingness of corporations to do so.

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Half of Americans have a reading level below 6th grade. I'm sure they are up on virology though.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Well.....we doing The Stand now, guys?

Guess I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

soon we will have state supplied brain worms capable of eating up any virus that happens to enter our systems

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yes please let's end this

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

As long as it will not mutate to be transmissible between humans, I'm not that worried.

When it does however...

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

now, now, it's not all bad. maybe it'll wipe out some of that hellspawn geese

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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