Not satisfied with just constructing strawman arguments, he created an argument about strawmen.
They missed putting this in the article. Would have been awesome!
Jordan P. is a scarecrow. He totally would say something like this.
Crows are awesome. They're a bit like flying cats.
I think agricolae in ancient Southern Europe under the yoke of Rome probably had more than scarecrows to do agriculture.
The scarecrows of Ancient Rome got me good haha
Hahaha, they onion is so funny. That article is great, perfect mixture of cultural awareness and parofy.
Poor guy, he's a shadow of his self
Shit, I saw this headline and totally ate it.
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