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Don't tell my wife but I bought our 11 year old daughter a feminine chaos dragon and a lifetime supply of soy
You should adopt a dragon from a shelter instead.
Dragons are forever, not just for Hogswatch.
feminine chaos dragon
As an agent of chaos, 
The badposting comm is that way
I bought my 45 year old a .12 and Jordan Petersons's 11 Rules for Life
Don't tell your wife but I bought your son a 12" gun and Jordan Peterson's 0.45 Rules For Life.
Why would you get them something as destructive as that book?
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He's going to shoot the book?
gotta get one of the trademark JP suits too, they are the most manly clothes a boy could wear
The transformation to lobster begins.
This is highly irresponsible.
That 11-year-old is not strong enough to effectively wield a .45, you should have gotten them a 9 mm, or even better, a .22.
The caliber doesn't matter if he misses every shot.
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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