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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by w3dd1e@lemm.ee to c/futurama@lemmy.world

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.

EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

[-] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago
[-] Czele@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

[-] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

The elves are back

[-] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

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[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"

"... An idea?"

[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

[-] ripley@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The butter in my pocket is melting!

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.

fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.

Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

[-] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago
  • I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
  • This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
  • Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
  • Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
  • That wasn't cowardice!
  • No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
  • Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.
[-] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Qli@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I could do without these boobs flopping about

[-] Discover@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

[-] cymor@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

"Your mother!"

[-] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

Robot house

[-] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

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