We have similar thing in Czechia, statue of František. Legend says, that if you touch him, You'll get pregnant within a year. 
I'm sorry, but what the fuck? Why touch the child inappropriately? Can't you just hug them?
Wow. Is he sitting on an egg, or is it more like a tanuki/randy marsh situation?
Here’s another Czech one in Prague Castle. Not sure of its name and I can’t seem to find it with Google.
I like the fact all its body parts that have been touched the most rhyme
Nose, hose and toes
Back, crack and sack
Every bronze statue that has balls ever. Just this week I noticed a statue in the city I live in that has shiny, polished balls.
Slightly related, but apparently people also do this to the testicles of the Charging Bull statue in New York City.
These have all been surprisingly interesting statue facts!
I’m sorry it went down like that, Dr Charlotte
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