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Yesterday we had to listen to the libs and all their bullshit. Today we strike back in the only way they know how; By shit posting online, in this thread

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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when Democtarts and Republicans come together to do what they love the most - molest children

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 42 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is coming together to roll back labor laws and environmental regulations.

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

And never raising minimum wage again.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago

the-deserter bipartisanship is when Capital takes the mask of humanity off and destroys everything you love

Bipartisanship is when war criminals from different parties come together to stop another war criminal because he's not letting the "smart and respectable" people do the war crimes according to the "rules."

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

Do war crimes my way or we'll find someone else who will! This is the Rules Based International Order!

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when two arms of the Pentagon support opposing factions in the Syrian Civil War and kill each other’s operatives

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

im homopartisan so i dont think it's my place to speak on this

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when there is a ship with two parts and they’re both full of artisans.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

How about when they change the parts, is it the same bipartisanship? What if the artisans change?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago
[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Impossible. :LIB: gets mad at left answers only.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when both parties have the exact same opinion and will do the same thing and there is no one else to vote for. It is the polite thing to do.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago
[-] ByteFoolish@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when you are a bisexual member of the Italian resistance during WW2

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Real bipartisanship is having a democrat president and expanding on the Trump policies

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago
[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

The only real answer (I still upvoted all the other answers because I believe in monopartisanship)

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bipartisanship is when the democrats' use of aesthetics has you convinced that they are measurably different to the republicans in any way.


Edit: To be more prosaic about it, I'm saying that bipartisanship is actually a myth that fools supporters of the democratic party into thinking that there's a meaningful difference between the two parties and they invoke the myth of bipartisanship as a way to dupe dem supporters into believing that there's an aisle which the party is reaching across in order to meet another, different and ideologically opposed, party.

Anything that is framed or understood to be a bipartisan measure amounts to the same thing as a person says "I'm not racist but...": it's nothing more than an ideological veneer that is used to conceal the true nature of the party that is invoking it as an exception rather than it being the rule or revealing their true nature; bipartisanship is political sleight of hand and you're a rube if you allow yourself to get distracted—or worse yet, impressed—by it.

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is just class solidarity but in the ruling class.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when the Republican breaks rocks in the mine while the Democrat hauls them away.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is politics all the time baby woooohoooo

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Bipartisanship is when hexbear-retro flavored LIB agrees with mccrucified flavored LIB and volcel-kamala flavored LIB

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

bipartisan ship is when both imperialist parties on the order of priority of addressing which proxies/client states/rogue paramilitaries need weapons and materiel/logistical/financial support.

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