Be as non non credible as you can- are the militias actually controlling parts of Aleppo? If so, is it control like "Russian control of their own borders" OR "Ukraine's control of the territory they seize and hold from Russia"?
behold: https://syria.liveuamap.com/
situation is fluid and it's all ultimately guesswork but it's practically a safe bet that Aleppo is not held by SAA right now
I'm fairly certain that it isn't held by AU either. Or DPRK. I don't know who "holds Aleppo currently", but I've got more guesses as to who doesn't if you'd like to hear them. KFC and the colonels army likely hold very little territory there.
Chances might be small, but never zero.
I will neither confirm or deny on whether I hold Aleppo right now
Are you "Dawn of Freedom" or "Suppression of Disorder"? It's a ballroom blitz from Hell.
He's not even a real Colonel, the only reason he got promoted is because he knows the 11 secret herbs and spices. Up or out my black ass.
Stolen valor smh my head
It's all who/what you know. Smh.
My tribal, sullen and fanatic loyalty is to Chicken Annie's. I know not this colonel. Me against my brother, my brother and I against my cousin, my cousin, my brother and I against a stranger without the recipe.
Sposiba habib, may ur falafel be fresh, even in your bunker
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