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Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son
(thehardtimes.net)
Who is Joe Biden Pardon?
Yes, and who is his Hunter?
And who is the man!?
That's Brandon
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someone as old as the president - indeed, someone older than 30 - wouldn't say 'a reveal'. They'd use a FUCKING NOUN.
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"pardon's." Look kids; if you're gonna try and call the president stupid, step away from the glass house and proof-read just the once.
I mean… a reveal is a noun, but I agree, if the goal is to sound like something he’d plausibly say, a revelation would be more appropriate. He’s not a drag queen.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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