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I'll mention this for anybody who loves cringe including incredible insincerity. His non-apology apology that he did live on CNN soon after he did a toobin on zoom is great. He could have simply said "I'm a shitbag and I'm not really sorry. Gimme my job back."
I just read Toobin's wikipedia page and while the section titled "Zoom masturbation incident" was the highlight, it also says that he fathered a son from an extramarital affair whom he refused to acknowledge until a paternity test. What a piece of shit.
Straight Too the bin with him
I entirely forgot Jeffery Doin' a Toobin Toobin existed.
You'd think he'd slink off to hide for four or five years before coming back on a whirlwind apology tour
I'll mention this for anybody who loves cringe including incredible insincerity. His non-apology apology that he did live on CNN soon after he did a toobin on zoom is worth finding on Youtube. I think it's ~5m long if I remember correctly. He could have simply said "I'm a shitbag and I'm not really sorry. Gimme my job back."
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Somebody somewhere, I implore you to do a photoshop of Jeffery Toobin into the NES game cartridge "Toobin" box art.
I love it
Wonderful, all it needs is a pixelated crotch to really make it "pop"!
cmon y’all he’s clearly doing the necessary work to redeem himself. he’s going to therapy. he volunteered at a food bank one afternoon (thinking long and semi-hard about his wee-wee actions the whole time). hell, he’s even writing a book about the OKC bombing. cut him some slack.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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