Christians are gonna ruin aliens : chapotraphouse

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

The right-wing already ruined aliens with all the talk about Nordics and genetic superiority

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Also the bible length government conspiracy lore you have to read up on now instead of just Aliens being basically a specific cool flavor of cryptids and folklore critters.

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Yeah. My mom is already fully on "the aliens are demons" train or some shit.

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

what if tho????

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

yes. I'm not a tock ticker but my sister is and was always sending me "funny" ones. I want to say a few months ago, they became impossible to watch on mobile without a front end scraper. then the front end scraper i was using shit the bed, so I had to say, "I can't watch your tuck terks anymore."

I think it'll be another year or so before people who use that app start to realize the growing chasm between how great they want it to be and how shit it wants to be.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I think it still allows browser viewing on desktop where it doesn't have an app to push

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I can totally imagine the aliens having a 90% approval rating then some westoid huuuuman "leaders" decide to launch cruise missiles straight into their cesarean proton matrix and ruin an eternity of post-sarcity dirty santa.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Looks like the page loads, but they walled everything to linking to the annoying ass app. Why break a site like that? Enshittification strikes again! yells-at-cloud

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

I personally cant wait for the "ET SEX IS SIN" signs