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What is that supposed to be, i.e. what did he actually order?
The presence of pineapple and small glimpse of meat suggests a possible “burrito al pastor” that has been horribly virginiafied.
How disrespectful! That looks like the chef gave birth to that himself, just for you
Mexican restaurants in Hampton Roads also serve a "white salsa" that's made out of miracle whip, garlic powder, oregano, milk, and crushed red pepper. Growing up you got a little bowl of each with your complimentary chips. Once I moved out of the area I realized it wasn't Mexican at all and no one else does it.
Not the miracle whip nooooo
A lot of places will only give it to you if you ask for it now. But yeah, don’t ask for white sauce outside of Virginia because everyone else will look at you crazy. (Similar to being from Pittsburgh and just wanting some French fries on my salad…)
You just made me throw up a little in my mouth.
This restaurant served a "white sauce" with the chips but I didn't think it was miracle whip. It was more like ranch dressing.
Some places are more mayonnaise-based and some are more ranch-tasting, because it’s just a Virginia thing I don’t think anyone has standardized it
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This is exactly what I'd expect a Mexican joint in Virginia to serve.
Exactly. Source: I have lived in Virginia
Depends on where you are. There's actually a big Hispanic community where I am in NoVA, and while I haven't explored as much as I should, I at least found a pupusa restaurant near me that seems legit, and there are plenty of Peruvian places.
Hell, I live in a border state, and even here I've seen my fair share of white-washed Mexican food. Nothing as egregious as this, however. Worst I've seen is stuff like adding ground beef to the green chile (or using ground beef at all instead of asada). Or using sour cream instead of creama.
Well now that I think about it: minor offenses, honestly, compared to this disaster.
Green chile is a New Mexico thing, not a Mexican thing. Even Tex Mex hardly has any thing that would be considered green chile in it. Honestly New Mexico has completely destroyed Mexican food by slathering green chile on absolutely every god damn meal. It’s disgusting. Go to Mexico and you won’t find green chile anywhere.
Those minor offenses are actually just New Mexican fare. Ground beef in the green chile and sour cream are pretty par for course here.
New Mexico is on a whole different level when it comes to fucking up Mexican dishes. I ordered tamales at a New Mexican restaurant once and they put sauce on it. Freaking sauce on a tamale. To make matters worse, it tasted like the burnt bits from a red enchilada sauce that was left on the stove for way too long.
Needless to say, I learned my lesson. Forget meth, the new slogan should be, "New Mexican food: not even once."
The safe thing to do is order traditional New Mexican food in New Mexico, like posolé, carne adovada, green chile stew, calabacitas, etc. Otherwise, it's like going to Southern Spain and wanting amazing pintxos.
But it does sound like you went to a truly atrocious restaurant by the sound of that abomination; my condolences.
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Well then.... That is something for sure.....
Not sure if it should be brough out back and shot or simply...... Burned with kerosene.....
https://www.mrpepemexicanrestaurant.us/Menu%20Mr%20Pepe%20Woodlake.pdf
Looks like maybe it was the burrito Pepe.
Burrito Pepe
One burrito filled with choice of grilled chicken, steak or carnitas, rice, black beans, pineapple chunks and chipotle sauce, topped with smoked gouda sauce. $14.99
A Pepe it was for sure
That's the one.
Well I got news for you... Your friend ordered that...
It's not like they just serve up whatever it is they have that day.
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pineapple chunks
And people think putting pineapple on pizza should be a crime. This is the real crime. Pineapple in a burrito.
I'd argue pineapple (especially grilled) is actually really good in a burrito, if not "authentic". The issue here is that it's on the burrito, and the burrito looks terrible to begin with.
Is that the pineapple? At first I thought it was macaroni, and after reading the description I thought it was chunks of Gouda.
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I am British and even our food has more colour and variety than this.
This post has taken the gutter crown of "worst burrito" away from the one time my friend ordered a burrito with no salsa, guac, cheese, beans, or vegetables. Man just wanted some beef and rice in a tortilla, and nothing else
We are indeed British
Why didn’t he just save time and buy a funnel
“Mexican”
Is that pineapple chunks on top?
Yes
I'm so sorry.
Holy shit I know this is a pic but I swear I saw it move
Was there a single person of hispanic descent who works there?
Doesn't matter, the mexican restaurant in my 30% hispanic town owned by a Mexican family serves shit like this to cater to the rich white yuppies that come to my town to cosplay blue collar living. I go to the hole in the wall 2 blocks away to get legit food.
Everyone I saw working there appeared hispanic. I was visiting a very white part of Virginia though. The restaurant was called "Mr Pepe":
Darn. That's such a bummer. Good mexican food is top tier and incredible. Sucks to see the abomination that you posted.
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It's a crêpe right? That's a condensed milk on top right? There are fruits inside right?
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For all I know this might not taste like shit, but that presentation is more of an insult than anything else.
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