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[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 130 points 1 year ago

Yeah but some people are more traffic than others.

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

insert lifted truck hogging 2 lanes

insert soccer moms with massive SUVs

Lol

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Insert the guy in a Prius going 30 mph under the speed limit and slamming on his brakes for no reason.

Insert everyone in the passing lane that isn't passing.

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[-] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Honestly “soccer mom” is probably a better use of street capacity than most usage of cars. One adult and six kids in a Suburban is much more efficient than three adults each with two kids in the back of three sedans.

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

If you swerve in and out of lanes to try to get ahead, you can be traffic for an easy 3 or 4 lanes!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 1 year ago

Love the peeps that risk killing everyone around them to get ten feet ahead in bumper to bumper traffic.

[-] Khotetsu@lib.lgbt 7 points 1 year ago

And only end up being farther back than if they had just stayed put, as everybody else had the same thought, making the new lane the slower one.

And even if it doesn't, they lose any time they could have possibly gained the moment they get off the highway and hit a red light.

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[-] pontata@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Just one more lane bro and we fix traffic, trust me.

[-] david@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

I think people downvoting this didn't spot the sarcasm.

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Oh good. This is gonna be just like reddit. Things that are literally decades old.

[-] Scarronline@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

Isn't reddit content just a reflection of people, and people also exist on this platform

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

You aren't stuck on Reddit. You are the Reddit.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Oh....oh God...

[-] President_Pyrus@feddit.dk 20 points 1 year ago

Did you expect people would really change compared to how they acted on Reddit?

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with this post?

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[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

Lemmy isn't reddit, but whatever it is, they're both the internet.

[-] number6@feddit.nl 33 points 1 year ago

Be the traffic you want to become.

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Ahh, the Lemmy meme.

[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Nah, I am the main character. The world happens to me, get these NPCs out of my way.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ has come for his second resurrection, and his name is Intl

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

You aren't shitposting in Lemmy, you ARE the Lemmy!

[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You are the shitpost in Lemmy!

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[-] beneeney@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

We do not live in a society. We are a society. 😔

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You aren't in an orgy. You are the orgy.

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[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

So then what’s happening when I drive and there’s no traffic? Am I nothing???!

[-] Salad_Fries@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Youre never “nothing”… youre always something special! I promise :)

Example: when there is no traffic, youre still a noise & particulate generator that lowers property values, warms our planet, and makes the built environment more hostile/dangerous and depressing for everyone nearby.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Whew thank god. Who cares if I’m ruining everything as long as I exist!

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[-] GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

The traffic is stuck in the traffic🚦

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mix powdered traffic into your traffic.

More traffic per traffic.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You were watching Not Just Bikes in the shower?

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[-] notExactlyI20@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

mmm yes, the traffic is made out of traffic

hqdefault_1

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

"I'm stuck in traffic" implies they aren't part of it but that it is something that is happening to them.

You're not stuck in it, you are it.

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Been working remote since onset of pandemic. Never going back to the office bro. Couldn't pay me enough to share the roads with the rest of the grinders.

So many hours wasted in traffic.

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[-] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

[-] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

There is not not enough parking, there are too many cars

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[-] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is a Bill Burr bit.

[-] LegionEris@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

They're not mutually exclusive states. You can be part of the traffic, but if you can't get out, you're still stuck in it. You're part of traffic but not stuck in it if and only if you have the opportunity to exit the traffic experience.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Now I'm stuck in the damn traffic that I've helped damn create. Dammit!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

No wonder I hate myself.

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