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[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

I buy social medias and news outlets. Then I weaponize them to support a clueless gullible idiot candidate for POTUS.

I use my influence on him to get a position that will allow me to get grossly richer by favoring my own businesses, including crushing unions and force my employees to work to death on low wages.

When I reach 1 trillion $, I'll have much more resources to improve the planet and living conditions of my fellow humans.

But wait! Maybe I could do even more for humankind with 2 trillions $??

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Kinda hate that I'm upvoting you.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Assassinate the other billionaires. I genuinely believe billionaires are the source of all the biggest problems the planet has right now.

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Someone is simply going to take their place. The problem isn't the billionaires themselves, its the system.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

We can do a lot more to change the system without a bunch of over-moneyed under-principled techbros trying to stop us.

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[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

[-] gi1242@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

here are a few ideas I had:

  • invest / subsidized green tech
  • lobby to stop oil and gas subsidies
  • lobby to stop meat subsidies
  • lobby for stricter environmental taxes and regulations.
  • subsidize repair services so that it's cheaper for people to fix things instead of buying new
  • offer bad politicians a lot of money to resign
  • buy companies that provide essential services (water gas net) and make them non profits
  • do the same to things like Uber Facebook Google, and make ads optional
  • make public transit free
  • make affordable healthcare
  • set up a charity with whatever's left. withdraw 4% a year and split evenly it between to anyone who asks for it
[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

with whatever's left

Heh, several of your bullets can eat that full amount.

[-] gi1242@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

welp. if I ever become president then there goes the national debt

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[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Solve the billionaire problem

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Assuming it's the US

  • set up a fund to provide free school lunches until the government provides them
  • give grants for people to set up housing co-ops
  • hire my own army of Russian trolls (they do not need to be Russian, I am inclusive to all trolls) to fracture conservative unity/support progressive
  • buy up some social media companies. (YouTube would be best, but I don't the 300 billion is enough) make the algorithm progressive
  • whatever is left over goes to renewables and conservation efforts
[-] lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

bribe (sorry, i mean lobby) politicians to vote in interest of humanity. Environmental protection, public healthcare, solve the housing crisis/homeless epidemic, increase education budget spending, etc.

[-] Laristal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fund free education and health care for everyone in the world regardless of race, nationality and creed. Imposed no matter how much kicking and screaming certain countries might do to oppose it. With appropriate countermeasures for each specific country that opposes it. A random country in the middle east that hates educating girls or whatever? Armed guards and other related measures as needed. US has entrenched for profit health care? Fund legislation that rips out the entire system by the roots etc.

Excess funds would be invested in such a way as to fund those programs in perpetuity. With safeguards put in place so that I can be reasonably certain that it won't be easy to dismantle from within or without.

Assuming I have enough money left over, I'd do the same for housing.

If I still have money left over if also fund ways of tackling the climate crisis and changing corporate strategy so instead of chasing infinite growth in a finite world the mentality is more about stability and stewardship, of the company and of the planet.

[-] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

There are about 2 billion people under 14 in the world. Assuming half of them have access to free education you would still only have $300 per student.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Change other countries beliefs, by force if necessary? Ive heard that before somewhere...

But its not wrong because were the good guys!

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[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Assumption is thats in dollars:

Buy every single relevant news outlet, social media platform and information network. Then you remove all the right-wing garbage and replace it with the actual truth. Agressivly ban accounts who spread lies and hate for violating guidelines. Make accounts visible if they are bots or not.

Be partisan about it: Progressive ideas over conservatism.

In essence: Remove as much poison from the internet as possible, so people are no longer getting sucked into conservative pipelines and bubbles.

[-] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago

except then the people who owned those outlets would now have $300 billion…

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Were they lacking in money before the buyout? If not, does it actually change anything?

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[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Reminds me a little of this short text adventure https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] 211@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Try to buy over 50% of ExxonMobil or Shell (Saudi Aramco and Sinopec probably aren't up for grabs) and shut down everything I can while holding on to the owned/leased land so nobody else can start there either. Fossil fuels get more expensive, hopefully pushing for a green change, and at least some of them remain in the ground.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Is it new money or money that already existed? If it already existed, burn it.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

$300 Billion is both a huge sum for the individual, and a tiny sum for the world economy.

Lead by example, educate, and leverage.

Lead by building or converting one town to car free and 100% renewable.

Educate people on how to improve the world. Creating or buying radio and TV stations, producing entertaining programming.

Leverage by buying large fractions of companies to change their policies. Setup investor funds to do the same. Ensure all people I employ are paid well and treated with respect.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Free public transit and then a transition of car leasing businesses into public sector too so owning a car would be unnecessary and needed changes like switching to e-cars and building infrastructure goes smooth and according to general city planning. Regular commutes make people unequal in that it costs some people hours of life and a wad of cash to compete, and it's possible to undo the latter and ease the first. It doesn't sound like a non-issue if we consider districts sometimes getting inhabited by people sharing culture, religion etc, so having a shitty or expensive transport connection to that exact area basically means they have less opportunity to work\study\shop\whatever in the city center. 300 billions is what it'd likely cost to transit a couple of russian states to public transportation miracle as an experiment, this includes buyout of a leaser, renewing public fleet of vehicles, upping wages in that sphere so it becomes a place to compete for, compensating the lack of revenue (like it has some lol) and building a charging infrastructure with a sane distance between charging posts. Ah, and they buyout of private cars into that leasing to reduce the amount of them.

One point to consider though is that this dream is kinda unneeded in the current climate because gvnmt tracking all your car rides is exactly what you wouldn't like. Right now speedcams is a less optimal way they track everyone, and giving them an actual GPS data would trivialize surveiliance.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First off, whilst it might seem selfish, I'd get my personal shit fixed up, would take at most 50k and if I bought some apartment house to own as well, maybe a few hundred k on top.

Okay now I'm settled and healthy. Start making a media company. Hire some great talent. Hire some video game designers, politicians. Essentially start a very weird sort of studio.

Then a sort of a think-thank, a little bit. Focusing on what would be the most efficient ways of approaching systemic change. (I've tons of ideas already for those meets, notebooks full. Not too organised, I'm unafraid, and it's hard to start reasoning them here due to the char limit of 10k).

Start a foundation, a league of some sorts. What I mean by that is have some sort of guiding ideology, a very rough and not too ideologically narrow, but also definitely what would be called leftist in traditional terms.

Then te work starts. Charity projects where they're the most efficient, so they'll have the largest effect. What that means will take a few comments to argue I'd wager.

Start promoting cooperation and whatnot. Fund streamers who join the league, so that for instance some streamers traveling in a poor country would have the ability to access the funds of the foundation to for instance help build some infra for a tiny village which will take away 50% of their travel time or work load or something, giving that community a better chance to grow.

So all these hundreds if not thousands of streamers going around the world, and if bigger infra projects are needed, the foundation can help with those as well. Like building some huge solar power/water distillation plants.

Just building from the ground up.

But that wouldn't help jack shit with political issues we currently have. That requires another plan I have. Except if the league was also on point with what's going on in local politics said places and could promote change with the amount of influence it had, when directed to smaller political entities it might be enough to sort of clean them od corrupt people as well if there is a democratic process of some sort at least.

Like using the foundations entire population to focus on some minor local election should overwhelm it. Do that enough and there's a substantial effect. Maybe

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Give 299 billion to Ukraine

Well now, that would spoil the surprise, wouldn’t it?

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago
[-] maniii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

As in Bounty toilet paper?

A bidet would be better.

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/us/brian-thompson-united-healthcare-death/index.html

I've been meaning to get a bidet, but I need to install a new electrical outlet first.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Make my own monopoly and use that fund to make non profits instead

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think about this all the time and I still have no idea.

A good chunk of that money would end up going to experts to advise me how best to use it since I would want to maximize what good I could bring... 😩

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Start building nuclear power plants for a start. Maybe spend half of the 300 on that.

After that, start buying large chunks of land and rewilding them. Old factories, plants, warehouses, that sort of thing. Make deals with local authorities so I can donate them and they'd stay rewilded.

If I can't make those deals work, well, that's what lobbying is for.

[-] That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Start a new political party in the US that actually represents the people.

[-] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Practical and hardly any fun, I'd start looking for a local charity I trust. I have one in mind but I'd get a lawyer and hire a couple experts I trust on charity management and basically private detective them.

Once I had one charity I was happy with I'd start feeding it what it needs. In this example, it's a local food bank style community center, so I could blow that place up with maybe 10 million.

I'd be fairly involved for the next 6-12 months as things got going, while also researching and finding the next, larger scale charities. Most of the money would sit in fairly safe investment accounts and depending on what I learned over the first 1-2 years I'd try and have it all out into the world within 15 years.

When I signed the last cheque for the last couple million, I'd hope to have a coalition of well funded, well run charities all over the world that would have the cashflow to maintain their new service levels and the oversight to continue that good work for the next 100 years.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Shutting off Twitter would cost what, $1?

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hire a competent hitman pronto. We can still prevent the dark age.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Build houses

Not a shit ton

Just as many as I can build that are high quality and easily maintainable

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I would probably just feed as many hungry people for as long as possible.

[-] dwt@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I really like the idea to Fund a global election. Of a global government to act on global problems. Politics is not a zero sum game.

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

There is a danish researcher called Björn Lomborg who has been researching this type of question a lot. He tends to get a lot of hate because the most cost efficient ways to spend money to do good isn't what people want it to be.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What are the most cost-efficient ways?

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Iirc, micronutrients and HIV prevention, followed by preventing malaria. The idea is that we spend a little money now, to make many people grow up and be healthy, which avoids big costs to societies while at the same time generating people who can contribute more to the same societies. Many people want to solve the climate first, but it's very expensive for very little return. In an ideal world we would solve all the problems, but... we don't. So if we have limited resources, we should spend it where it does most long-term good. It's not a bad idea to do good things for the climate, but if we have to choose between things to do, it gives little benefit per dollar compared to other things.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Burn it. Gas and Dynamite are cheap.

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