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Here Are All the Games That Merrick Garland Played Instead of Doing His Job (hard-drive.net)

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Let's give Garland a round of applause, there are some really fantastic traitors assuming the leadership soon, largely thanks to his near complete ineptitude. Great job, Merrick!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ineptitude implies that he didn't know what was doing.

Holding a grudge for 8 years implies otherwise.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

I remember the day I got my highest score on this game. Nobody cheered for me. Nobody clapped. That day was January 6th, 2021 and I’m still upset being ignored like that.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

beat himself like a pro. into the dust bin

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