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Just need to keep calling in with bogus tips. Say we saw him across the country.
I seent him in Bogota! I swears it!
Unfortunately, I've worked with a lot of republicans in my lifetime. Hating overpaid CEOs and thinking insurance is a scam are 2 of the only things I've seen republicans and democrats agree on. Good fucking luck convicting him.
They are wasting a lot of time and money and energy on this investigation
They obviously value some lives more than others. No surprise, of course.
What lives would those be??
It's a mystery!
If they do find him, the prosecutors are going to have a hell of a time trying to weed out anyone interested in jury nullification.
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Best of luck with getting cooperation from citizens at large.
All 337,522,185 of us didn't see nothin'.
If this guy has any brains at all, he's in Timbuktu by now.
He could literally take a train to Georgia and just hang out lmfao
The odds of him being found fall exponentially each day
Since they know that's where he came from, pretty sure they're looking for him threre
How do they know?
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That's actually 6 words.
50 years later they finally find him having lived a long fruitful life I'm Santa Monica as a smile model in Colgate commercials. Had 10 children with a beautiful model wife who loved him. Probably worked at the muffler shop for 20 years before discovering his Passion for photography.
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