I want to be having as good a time as Paul Shaffer seems to be having in that video
If Cotton Eye Joe doesn't get your motor running then there's something very wrong with you
Maybe it's me, a song about getting cucked by a half blind swedish fiddle player in rural appalachia leaves me limper than a sweaty spaghetti noodle in Ted Cruz's butt crack.
Please stop, I can only be come so erect
That would be #1 on my wife's list if I let her control the music (she never let's a song play for more than 30s)
Damn that leaves time for 3 more rounds!
Don't know if non-spotify, or videogame music is acceptable, but here's some tunes that are sure to keep turgidity far far away.
Kirby's Pinball Land - Title Theme https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
Richard Cheese - People = Shit (Slipknot Cover) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOUDhklZKQ
Good ol' Dick Cheese has a good bunch of anti-sexy tunes. He does lounge singer covers of popular music that doesn't fit the style.
Without me - ragtime remix https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=icVlW_MdrCA
Goat Simulator Official Trailer Soundtrack (Extended version) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Title Screen https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDgkE3LddM
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Inflated Head https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yFHwDr6pTeQ
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - The Flying King & Level Ate https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wJsFv3agnbQ
Pokémon Colosseum Music ~ Miror B. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI
No virginity protecting playlist could ever be complete without the quintessential clown music:
Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
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