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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 month ago

Trash bird power couple.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 41 points 1 month ago

Can't wait to see the next part where they see him leaving with his girlfriend with a... Let's say a unique form of walking

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

The pregnant walk?

(/s I get the joke)

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 38 points 1 month ago

"We're trying for a baby"

ew...

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, this is disappointing and I'm getting out of here. I prefer sperm that don't miss.

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

…”but only for the attention!” - Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock, probably

[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

keeping the balls cool to increase fertility - supposedly.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

oh i thought he was getting pegged

[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

i mean, isn't anal supposed to be good for the prostate and stuff?

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

prolly, i guess they said they were trying for a child, not that they've been successful at it

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

You say that, but everyone gets offended when I put the "UnderpantsWeevil creampied his wife" onesie on my son.

[-] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago
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