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The pizza is turning the friggin kids trans! 
First they took down Luigi, now they’re accusing pizza of being gay, when will the anti 
hatred stop?
Community members quickly mobilized to keep the program running. A local resident, Steve Verhey, launched a fundraiser that has already exceeded $2,000—well over the city’s original allocation.
Well, at least they got somewhat of a happy ending.
THEY WERE TRIPPING OVER 2 BANDS?!?!?!
If that pizza made the kids trans, it must've been damn good pizza.
It was the pineapple 🍍
"Ehhhyyyy, I've got your banana peppers right 'ere!" 
I live in East Washington, I am not surprised at all. Culturally it is far closer to Idaho than the west side.
I'm leaving in 3 weeks. Thank fucking God.
Heading west? Or farther away?
Norway
America.
I had pizza for dinner last night. It’s true 😔
fucking Ellensburg. Shitass "city" whose only relevance is "once nearly got chosen for state capitol" fuck off losertown
It's about adrenochrome isn't it
Good. More pizza
We need to send some Mario Bros out to deal with these goombas.
How could a pizza turn kids trans?
The crust was made with spironolactone and the toppings included prempro
Oh well I suppose that would do it.
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