IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

Texas is weird.

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."