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They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..
They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..
The lawmakers are afraid of the competition
Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?
Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:
Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."
Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point
So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?
Dildo inspector at work:
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