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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago

The lawmakers are afraid of the competition

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

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[-] Barowinger@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Dildo inspector at work:

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

Well for butt plugs you have:

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