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[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

One of my flying tricks is to twist tie all of my cords into one big loop so that you know you have all of your cords at once and it makes them easy to pull out and put back in as needed

[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

“Haha look at this asshole taking off his shoes, doesn’t he know we don’t have to do that anymore?”

the man says while taking off his belt to prepare for the newly introduced rectal scan

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I work with energetic materials in a professional capacity. I have yet to loose ny items, but I am pretty diligent in keeping plane stuff separate from work stuff.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I actually got an sarcastic "Is this your first time flying?" The last trip I went on because I didn't take some protein bars out of my pockets.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I wonder how often TSA agents actually fly on an airplane. This kind of work bias annoys me, like pushy car salesman trying to make spending 40k in an hour seem like no big deal. Like I understand that people do this everyday, but I don't, so chill out a bit.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

Typical rookie mistake. What if you hyper-proteinate while inflight and then became too strong to control, like a protein hulk?

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

Why did it matter? Did it trigger as metal or something?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Protein bars need to go through the allocated scanner.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

You can't bring outside food or drink through, unless it's for a baby

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

traveling with a baby for the first time , having laptop and having anxiety problems , travelling with multiple transfers was an awful combo.

[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 2 months ago

I started asking each time, have saved a lot of hassle that way

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

One time I asked while putting stuff in the buckets, then when it got to the scanner they told me the opposite.

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