I love black licorice. Developed a taste for it as a kid because it was the only candy available at my grandparents house. Now if I’m hanging out with buddies and I don’t want them mooching off my snacks, I’ll bring black licorice. I’ve only met one other person that wanted some and I was happy to share haha

I have no strong feelings one way or the other!

Kinda saw the writing on the wall the past few years, but damn. That’s a big part of my childhood right there

I remember reading a book about this hacker student kid that would do that to sneak out of the school because they had gait recognition cameras. Can’t remember the name of the book though…

Dude you’ve got the complete opposite problem I do. My text game is dog shit, I’m much more of an in-person kinda guy

Oh holy cow, those servers are running at some pretty high temps!

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

Wait, so when I politely “ask app not to track”, they might still be tracking me? No way!

Wow that’s ridiculous.

Makes me think of how it’s nuts that women are forced to wear skirts in tennis still.

Because chopsticks would just be silly

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A forklift-themed party? That sounds awesome haha