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Jesus.

[youth pastor pulls chair backwards and sits down]

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[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

let he who is without cringe cast the first stone

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

stone flies through the air, hitting Joe Biden, who gains just the right amount of dementia to launch all the US’ nukes into space, bringing about global communism

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

[youth pastor pulls chair backwards and sits down]

"You're so mature for your age"

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

[youth pastor pulls chair too far backwards and falls down comically]

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

We have an evangelical church nearby and yes. Bleh. Weirdly popular given how secular the area is otherwise.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Idk, offering only bread and fish when I'm trying to go Paleo feels pretty cringe.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Would the fish Jesus multiplied count as vegan on the same basis as lab grown meat? Discuss.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Do you think he multiplied the fish's head or just the body? Imagine some guy plucks you out of the water, and the last thing you see before you die is that guy cloning you and then feeding you and your clones to his friends.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You know who other people thought was "based"?

spoilerBarrabbas

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Alternative punchline:

lenin shotgun

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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