460
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] mr_satan 10 points 1 hour ago
[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 8 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

Except they have billions in stolen art and could liquidate it at any point. If not trillions, actually.

Nobody knows exactly what Vatican has but Porphyry Basin in the Vatican Museum is estimated to be worth 2$ billion alone (it was commissioned by Emperor Nero).

Vatican could literally end the world hunger with their treasure hoard.

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 9 points 1 hour ago
[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I am an agnostic so my opinion might not be worth anything to Christians (or Catholics specifically), but I don't really see the point in organized church structures. If you believe in God, support his ideals, why do you need to go to church anyway, or at least why would you want your local church support some big hierarchy (often with controversial opinions or actions) for your money?

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 5 points 55 minutes ago

Same reason people go to comicons or music concerts or protests. People just want to be with others who believe in and like the same things as they do. It's a pretty simple and basic human behavior.

[-] Tilgare@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

"Faith without works is dead."

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 points 52 minutes ago

Ummmm... Fuck them?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Sell your fucking chair, you clown.

disgustingly gold chair

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Pope Francis got rid of that already, some 10 years ago.

I haven't seen him on that chair since, but I'm sure it's somewhere collecting dust.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 15 points 3 hours ago
[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 25 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Thoughts and prayers!

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

Aww geez, our 1500 year old grift isn’t working as well as it used to, sad!

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 13 points 6 hours ago
[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago

What little concessions they made to progressives was far too little too late while former popes sided with child abusers and rapists.

[-] NaNin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Martin Luther has entered the chat

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

The joke is that Francis was still too far left for the big money Opus Dei Catholics in The United States and Europe.

They weren't friendly enough to the rapists. That's why the donations are drying up

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 38 minutes ago

Or maybe it's because people can't afford to donate money when they can barely afford rent and groceries

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 hours ago

Time to start selling Indulgences again.

[-] nucleative@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago

Just pray. If your God is the creator of the universe, it's pretty likely he can handle the situation once you let him know.

[-] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Dont forget the thoughts.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

Just sell some real estate…. They’ll be fine.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 31 points 12 hours ago

"Man who lives in a golden palace complains about money troubles. "

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 54 minutes ago

If only we could all live in our own personal "country".

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Sounds like any billionaire when tax collectors visit.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Good, because if they expect bills this means they are finally being held responsible for something

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 hours ago

Anyone think this is some independently verified fact?

THEY’RE CLAIMING THIS TO GET OUT OF PAYING ALL THE LAWSUITS they get because of all the r4pe & 4bus3 of little children

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 20 points 5 hours ago

You can say rape and abuse

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Just as they can choose not to. That's the beauty of free will.

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

But me triggered from reading a word!

[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

At that point avoiding using those words entirely seems like a better way. Could have just stopped at lawsuits. The rest is implied and considering the source most people are very aware.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 minutes ago

But then they wouldn't get to talk in 1337speak like a cool cyberpunk hacker.

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 40 points 13 hours ago

Well it's a good thing they have all that priceless art they can sell...

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

They could always start selling indulgences again!

In fact, they could even expand beyond the traditional Catholic market. Even Muslims get into Catholic heaven if they're willing to cut a big enough check! Maybe you can get some atheist billionaire to buy a $1 billion "just in case" indulgence.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I see a business opportunity here, who knows how to code a website 🤑😋?

[-] LordGimp@lemm.ee 12 points 11 hours ago

They don't need to sell anything. They're sitting on the horde of Rome's wealth along with all the nazi gold the church took in during WWII. They have the wealth to easily pay their debts but would rather enter into bankruptcy than actually pay them.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago
[-] zqps@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah wtf the Catholic Church in my country alone holds hundreds of billions in assets and investments.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago

Of course people are blaming him being too accepting of trans people, his view of "let them survive but they're sinners unwelcome to the eucharist" is unfortunately far too progressive for some.

Fortunately the church of Jesus of Nazareth will prioritize profit over peace and love

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Strocker89@beehaw.org 11 points 12 hours ago

Are you sure it's not because you've had to pay billions of dollars in settlements for priests raping children?

Are you sure that's not why?

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
460 points (97.1% liked)

Interesting Global News

2613 readers
800 users here now

What is global news?

Something that happened or was uncovered recently anywhere in the world. It doesn't have to have global implications. Just has to be informative in some way.


Post guidelines

Title formatPost title should mirror the news source title.
URL formatPost URL should be the original link to the article (even if paywalled) and archived copies left in the body. It allows avoiding duplicate posts when cross-posting.
[Opinion] prefixOpinion (op-ed) articles must use [Opinion] prefix before the title.


Rules

1. English onlyTitle and associated content has to be in English.
2. No social media postsAvoid all social media posts. Try searching for a source that has a written article or transcription on the subject.
3. Respectful communicationAll communication has to be respectful of differing opinions, viewpoints, and experiences.
4. InclusivityEveryone is welcome here regardless of age, body size, visible or invisible disability, ethnicity, sex characteristics, gender identity and expression, education, socio-economic status, nationality, personal appearance, race, caste, color, religion, or sexual identity and orientation.
5. Ad hominem attacksAny kind of personal attacks are expressly forbidden. If you can't argue your position without attacking a person's character, you already lost the argument.
6. Off-topic tangentsStay on topic. Keep it relevant.
7. Instance rules may applyIf something is not covered by community rules, but are against lemmy.zip instance rules, they will be enforced.


Companion communities

Icon attribution | Banner attribution

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS