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CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk
(theonion.com)
It’s amazing that he has time to admire his photo when he’s working 2000 times more productively than most others in his company.
Maybe he's developing his mental powers?
Damn. If I still had my management job I think I might do this for the lols. I always wanted to do the Seiko certificate of ownership framed on the wall too but never got around to it.
I had a frame with a stock photo of a baby in it on my desk. I wish i had thought of having my own picture too, that would have been great.
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